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share-bare: wildsidelife: It must be my lucky day. Both men and women keep buying me all the drinks I can down. I learned a long time ago that if you take your wife out to a club dressed like this, and let her get stoned; you have no right to complain

share-bare: wildsidelife: It must be my lucky day. Both men and women keep buying me all the drinks I can down. I learned a long time ago that if you take your wife out to a club dressed like this, and let her get stoned; you have no right to complain

slaverchronicles: They have no idea what has happened to them yet! They started to feel woozy after I bought them drinks at the club and now they find themselves strapped together on the bed with vibrators in their cunts. Soon they would learn their

5anddime: awkwardsituationist: butterflies fighting to drink the tears of a tracajá turtle in the peruvian amazon. sodium is a scarce resource in the amazon, so the butterflies have learned to get it where they can. photo jeff cremer butterflies are

angelophile: TEA One or two Americans have asked me why the English like tea so much, which never seems to them to be a very good drink. To understand, you have to make it properly. There is a very simple principle to the making of tea, and it’s this—to

One thing I’ve learned recently is that some people are just go out to the bar and drink friends, not late night meaningful conversations friends. You get along with that person really well and always have fun, past the point of acquaintance,

note to self: I am weak 4 shots and a beer knocked me the fuck out after the game, dunno if I’ll be doing that again

foreverfett: that-gay-horse: things we learned from last night: always let forever drink make him if you have to you do not know what you have just said YOU DO NOT KNOW OF THE CONSEQUENCES

that-gay-horse: rawrcharlierawr: foreverfett: that-gay-horse: things we learned from last night: always let forever drink make him if you have to you do not know what you have just said YOU DO NOT KNOW OF THE CONSEQUENCES i see no problem with

Speaking of wet pussyKitty has three water bowls in three different locations because Daddy learned that cats have a much more sensitive relationship to the taste of water than humans, and he knows how fucking hard it is to get humans to drink water.This

did-you-know: If you’re thin, tall, left-handed, funny, politically liberal, have a cat, have taken music lessons, have used recreational drugs, drink alcohol regularly, worry a lot, learned to read early, and are the oldest child in your family, studies

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